We should introduce ourselves properly.
Meet the team
Cynthia Vahtel, Gardener
I understand gardens by paying attention to patterns, pressure, history, and need. People make sense to me the same way, as individuals carrying stories, habits, overwhelm, and potential.
I work by listening and looking, not by imposing rigid plans. I tend gardens and people with the same approach: steady pace, clear steps, and room to be human.
Count Beso, Customer Relations
He is the morale officer, squirrel monitoring, and quality assurance. He enjoys carrots, peas, zinnia leaves, and naps. He stares at people until they give him what he wants. Excellent strategy. No notes.
Fella (Erik Vahtel), Map the Land Guy, not pictured
He figures out the lay of the land and where I left my garden shears, which is apparently a full time job.
Why we do this
Gardening has measurable benefits. A 2025 review of horticultural therapy research found consistent improvements in mood, stress, life satisfaction, and overall well being for people who garden regularly.
Source: Systematic Reviews (2025), horticultural therapy and gardening outcomes review.
In plain language, tending plants tends to people. Awkward Acres helps you build steady, livable outdoor spaces that support your nervous system as much as your plants.
How we see gardening
We value:
- Organic methods that focus on soil health first
- Stability is in the soil and a strong base before the beauty
- Working with who you are today and not only your aspirational future self
- Turning mistakes into compost in both the literal and metaphorical sense
- Guidance for masked and unmasked brains that is clear, kind, and pressure free
- Growing what you love rather than what a trend or catalog pushes
- Clear next steps so overwhelm drops and confidence rises
Ready when you are
You can book a consultation or send a note. Either way, we meet you where you are, misplaced shears and all.
Email: cynthiav@awkwardacresllc.com